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Security: Do Not Let this Lion on the Premises

Security alert: This former employee has made various incoherent threats against Mr. Hlava. Not only is he not allowed on the premises but if you see him, you may shoot to kill.

How to Write Email That GETS RESULTS & Other CEObservations — Sample Chapter

To read a sample chapter of “How to Write Email That GETS RESULTS & Other CEObservations” From: Richard Hlava, To: Subordinates, CC: Terry Dugan (Assistant)m BCC: Swiss Bank Account, either click the link in the title or click “Sample Chapter” from the menu at left.

My Coworker Keeps Pooping Her Pants

I do like her, when she’s not pooping herself in my presence, and I don’t want to offend her. Do you have any advice for me for telling my coworker that she needs to stop pooping her pants?

eMemo: Fire Alarm Monday

The test will begin at 8 a.m. and conclude at 4:45 p.m. If during that time you do not hear a fire alarm going off, please make your way to the nearest exit as there is a real fire.

Misspell Words in Important Email

Misspell words when you need something done right this second. If an important person like you doesn’t have time for spellcheck – or even looking at the email you sent, then the nobody on the receiving end should realize the importance of the task.