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Should I Invest in the Stock Market?

I saw the other day that the stock market is back above 10,000 points. I’m wondering if I should invest my savings in the stock market. Considering how we have to work for you for 10 years to get any retirement benefits.

eMemo: Extended Halloween Dress Code

In addition to the mandatory dressing-up-in-a-costume from now until October 31, we ask that you bring candy to work each morning and deposit it in the box that will be at the front door of every subsidiary.

Should I Join the Military Instead of Work for You?

At least with the army, I can shoot people while not getting paid. I also hear the coffee’s much better.

eMemo: Hot-Air Balloon Rides Canceled

Due to recent world events, the hot-air balloon rides, sponsored by HlavCo’s Get High Rides hot-air balloon travel service have been canceled.

Be Impulsive

Your first impulse is always right. If people try to tell you you’re wrong, they’re just not seeing the bigger picture because they don’t have the mental capacity to do so. They were put on this Earth to buy things, and they’ve stayed here as long as they have because of luck.