Please note that with the end of the summer season comes the end of the annual Casual Wednesday Mornings dress code. As of now, you are no longer required to dress casually on Wednesday mornings, but the standard dress code of the white shirt, tie or bolo, slacks and black shoes still applies to the other working hours.
I was wondering if you could give me some advice about my 401(k). My cousin says that he can get me in on the ground floor of a new investment opportunity involving “bailout bags,” that’s the special sacks of money the government puts the money into before they give that money away to all the banks, auto manufacturers and insurance companies. Anyhoo, he says I’ll get a much better return on my money than if it was sitting in a 401(k). Is that even possible? What should I do?
The man who made the paper clip was a clever man, but the man who convinced everyone around the world to pay a retail price for a thin, crappy piece of bent wire, he’s the genius.
