I do like her, when she’s not pooping herself in my presence, and I don’t want to offend her. Do you have any advice for me for telling my coworker that she needs to stop pooping her pants?
I saw the other day that the stock market is back above 10,000 points. I’m wondering if I should invest my savings in the stock market. Considering how we have to work for you for 10 years to get any retirement benefits.
At least with the army, I can shoot people while not getting paid. I also hear the coffee’s much better.
I was wondering if you could give me some advice about my 401(k). My cousin says that he can get me in on the ground floor of a new investment opportunity involving “bailout bags,” that’s the special sacks of money the government puts the money into before they give that money away to all the banks, auto manufacturers and insurance companies. Anyhoo, he says I’ll get a much better return on my money than if it was sitting in a 401(k). Is that even possible? What should I do?
