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The Record for CC

Mr. Hlava's Personal Assistant — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:41:29 +0000

CEObservation: The world record for people in CC: on one email is 2.57 million people. The email went from Beijing to Peking. The subject line translated roughly to “ideas for disposing of excess lead.”

Misspell Words in Important Email

Mr. Hlava's Personal Assistant — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:21:47 +0000

CEObservation: Misspell words when you need something done right this second. If an important person like you doesn’t have time for spellcheck – or even looking at the email you sent, then the nobody on the receiving end should realize the importance of the task.

Be Impulsive

Mr. Hlava's Personal Assistant — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:18:14 +0000

CEObservation: Your first impulse is always right. If people try to tell you you’re wrong, they’re just not seeing the bigger picture because they don’t have the mental capacity to do so. They were put on this Earth to buy things, and they’ve stayed here as long as they have because of luck.

The Paper Clip

Mr. Hlava's Personal Assistant — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:26:21 +0000

CEObservation: The man who made the paper clip was a clever man, but the man who convinced everyone around the world to pay a retail price for a thin, crappy piece of bent wire, he’s the genius.