Security alert: This former employee has made various incoherent threats against Mr. Hlava. Not only is he not allowed on the premises but if you see him, you may shoot to kill.
The test will begin at 8 a.m. and conclude at 4:45 p.m. If during that time you do not hear a fire alarm going off, please make your way to the nearest exit as there is a real fire.
In addition to the mandatory dressing-up-in-a-costume from now until October 31, we ask that you bring candy to work each morning and deposit it in the box that will be at the front door of every subsidiary.
Due to recent world events, the hot-air balloon rides, sponsored by HlavCo’s Get High Rides hot-air balloon travel service have been canceled.
Please note that with the end of the summer season comes the end of the annual Casual Wednesday Mornings dress code. As of now, you are no longer required to dress casually on Wednesday mornings, but the standard dress code of the white shirt, tie or bolo, slacks and black shoes still applies to the other working hours.
